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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

13.06.2025 02:00

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

After a few moments he returns.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Does the National Health Service (NHS) in the United Kingdom diagnose rare conditions? If so, does it provide treatment for them as well?

{RING} {RING}

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Yes sir it is.

Why are Indians so influenced by the Western culture, when the Indian tradition has so much to give?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

What is your response when someone says "how may I help you"?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

What habits do happy couples have?

HELLO

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

What is the best sex you have ever had (in detail)?

Sure no problem officer.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?